If I were in Charge of the World...

If I were in charge of the World...
I'd cancel Fox News, golf, and also speeding tickets.
If I were in charge of the world,
There would be bigger Native American reservations and ONLY free range animals.
If I were in charge of the world
You wouldn't have depression,
You wouldn't have College Tuition,
You wouldn't have homophobia,
Or "All Lives Matter",
You wouldn't have violence towards minorities at all.

If I were in charge of the world,
Cheezits would be vegetables,
All dogs would have homes,
And a person who sometimes forgot where they set their glasses,
Or misplaces their keys,
Would still be allowed to be
In charge of the world.

(Poem format taken from Judith Viorst's If I were in Charge of the World.)